THE PRANCING PONY, BREE. Midyear's Day, Shire Year, 1418.
Bad news has reached me here. I must go off at once. You had better
leave Bag End soon, and get out of the Shire before the end of July at
latest. I will return as soon as I can; and I will follow you, if I find
that you are gone. Leave a message for me here, if you pass through Bree.
You can trust the landlord (Butterbur). You may meet a friend of mine on the
Road: a Man, lean, dark, tall, by some called Strider. He knows our business
and will help you. Make for Rivendell. There I hope we may meet again. If I
do not come, Elrond will advise you.
Yours in haste
PS. Do NOT use It again, not far any reason whatever! Do not travel by
PPS. Make sure that it is the real Strider. There are many strange men
on the roads. His true name is Aragorn.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
PPPS. I hope Butterbur sends this promptly. A worthy man, but his
memory is like a lumber-roam: thing wanted always buried. If he forgets, I
shall roast him.
Town and dancing, the Prancing Pony
Hobbits in the year 1418, when the sin of the Japanese were xxx
To Frodo the Adult:
Today, I got a bad news. As a result, my tavern was ! as there wasn’t enough hole for the pigs beneath the house. You hobbit should leave by the end of July, and put the granny back. If you had already left without my head, I will be chasing you! So as I told you! I’ll keep myself in good shape! If you’re to pass Bree, leave me a message at the Dog on the Hook. The Innkeeper (Statistics of the Lovers) is trustworthy. So find you lover now! He’s a man in long kimono with a slim build. He was called “The Man Who Runaway Alone” and he had affairs with so many people including me. He’ll help you with your career. If he’s not there, Elrond will in turn come to love you in his place.
Try to hold a piece of TOFU and keep your self nice and dry.
PS: Never enrich yourself! Never be the enemy of the night!
PPS: Make sure whether “The Man Who Runaway Alone” is real! Newbies have so many deep, thanks to that aniki named Aragorn.
The gold could be clear
Then what is it that refused to fall beneath the sea of the stars
My age is growing vigorously, but I’m not dying
Still can’t I see through the depth of the iceberg, as I runaway alone
In the deep, the new firefighter
The light and shadow of the river, wtf was happening in Las Vegas
Sheath your blade and don’t make it explode
No one had escaped to his side
PPPS: Statistics of the Lovers wished me to deliver this letter as soon as possible. I didn’t figure any good out of it. They always forget the pork as they’re having thick chicken breasts.
The pony who wanders around the village
Shire reckoning 1418, when the chaos have not yet happened.
To Frodo who finally grew up,
Now, I have bad news. The tavern is full of fat pigs. Thus, you hobbits must invite our dear granny here, and you have to leave before August. If you are in debt when out of my sight, I swear I will chase after you even in death–just as I've told you before! I shall keep this as my incentive to exercise. If you passed by Bree, remember to leave a message in Hounds Hook. The manager of the tavern, who was one of my lovers, he is trustworthy. So go find your love! The thin man who everyone called him 'social butterfly' wears colourful kimono, and will be waiting for you. He had romance–nothing exaggerated–with thousands of men, including me! He will help you to achieveof you.
Don't get yourself hurt, and don't sleep with other men.
PS: Don't make yourself a fool, you cannot fight him in bed!
PPS: DO make sure the 'social butterfly' isn't a duplicant! Thanks to the guy named Aragorn, most of the young men know some dirty tricks.
True gold is pure,
So what does not fall into the starlight?
I am getting older in an aggressive way,
Ahead of me was no longer the Hall of Mandos.
When I was running away in loneliness,
The ice is too thick to see through.
In the dark abyss,
Was another watcher of the secret flame.
The light, the shadow, the water.
What had happened there,
You cannot reach out.
None can escape from him.
PPPS: My love wishes me to send this to you as fast as I can, but I don't see what's the point. They always forget the pork when they are swallowing the thick fried chicken breasts.
现在，我有一个坏消息。酒馆充满了肥猪。所以，你们这些霍比特人必须邀请我们亲爱的祖父到这里，而你需要在八月前离开。如果你在我的视线范围外感到迷茫，我发誓（对，没错，我就是要发誓）我一定会找到你，即使我有可能会死 - 就像我之前告诉你的一样! 我应该把这件事当作做运动的推动力。如果你经过布雷，记得在狗勾酒馆留下一个信息。酒馆的经理是我的一个爱人，他很可靠。所以出发寻找你的爱人吧! 那个人称“交际蝶”的瘦男人穿着色彩缤纷的和服，他将会等着你。他跟 - 没有夸大的 - 千千万万的男人上过床，包括我! 他会帮助你达到性欲上的目的。如果他不在那里，那么爱隆会好好“关顾”你的，你应该知道我在指什么。
On the back ofTwilight Sparkle,
To my dearest,Frodo,
Tomorrow andtomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from to day. There’s a badnews you should learn, just look down and see the beggars on the streets thenyou will know. So I wish to invite your respectful grandfather. And do rememberthat you must leave before August, for September Sauron the evil eye is cominghome. If you worry about traveling without my companion, I swear (you are correct,I SWEAR) that you will be found, even I DIE!!
There’s anotherthing you should know. YOU ARE FATED TO BE THE SPARKLE OF THE REVOLUTION!!!Today just two of us, tomorrow will be more of us. And don’t forget to leave amessage when you pass the café Musain. The owner is one of my lovers, a lovely ladyyou will see. One more day is revolution, so you must go and get your job done.There’s a man in spooky kimono called the Phantom of the Epic. He is waitingfor you. If he disappears, Marquis de Erlond can take care of you. You knowwhat I mean.lol
PS. Don’t be fool,my silly boy. It’s HERE, the Middle-Earth Revolution!
PS of PS. Makesure the man you meet is phantom of EPIC, not phantom of OPEARA or the phantomof POEM or phantom of SHAKESPEARE. Here is a poem about him.
The purest thingis real gold.
In the stars Iturned to old.
Which before me isno longer Mandos cold.
But I run away forthe lonely.
The ice is toothick to see thoroughly.
In the endlesshole of the darkest side,
Another guard ofthe secret fire.
The light, theshadow and the water,
Do not throw awayyour shot.
还有一件事，一件你应当明了之事，你命中注定将会点燃革命的燎原之火！！并且在明日，我们的队伍里将会有更多志同道合的伙伴。途经缪尚咖啡时勿忘留言，那的店长是位可爱的女子，也是我众多的情人之一。革命已然蓄势待发，赶快踏上征程，达成你的命定之事。那有一个身着怪异和服， 名为“史诗魅影”的男子在等候着你。如果他凭空消失，可以向德·埃尔隆德侯爵寻求帮助。强行达成共识 jpg.
Written on a horse at dusk, Shire year 1418
To my dearest Frodo:
Day by day, time just goes by without ourrealizing it, and some really bad things just come with it. I think you musthave realized it even if I didn’t mention it to you, as there are so manybeggars losing their home and hanging on the street. Therefore, I would like toinvite your grandfather to come. You must bear in mind that you must leavebefore August, because the Dark Lord and its evil eyes will come back inSeptember. If you feel worried because I won’t be there with you to guide youand accompany you in your journey, then I swear (yes, I swear) that even if Iam dying, you would never be alone.
And another thing you must realize is that,you are to light the torch of the revolution! And tomorrow, there will be morefriends in our team who fight towards the same cause as us. When you comeacross Muse cafe, don’t forget to leave a message. By the way, the owner of thecafe is a really lovely girl, and she is one of those who I really love. Therevolution is coming, come on and start your journey towards where your destinyleads. You will find someone wearing strange clothes waiting there for you,whose name is “Phantom of the epic”. If he disappeared suddenly, you could turnto Lord Elrond for help, and you will finally come to understand each other.
Ps: remember to look before you leap, don’ttry some dangerous things just out of nerve. The spirit of revolution isspreading, as fire spreading on the prairie, and within a blink it will becomesomething irreversible.
Pss: make sure the man you meet is “Phantomof the epic” rather than of the “Opera” or “poem” or “Shakespeare”. Here is apoem written for him:
Like the purest thing in the world, shiningas gold
Being there between the stars, getting old
The long long road twisting before my eyes,thee never lead to the house of death, which is cold
Oh! The loneliness, thee makes me shrinkback
The coldness, you tear me down, climbing onmy back
The light, thee duck into shadow, into thecave, which is so dark
And there is another one who serve thesecret fire
You see! light and shadow are dancing withwater
Catch the chance and never hesitate.
在我们尚未意识到的时候，时间早已悄然流逝，带来的却是糟糕的兆头。我想，即便我从未提醒过你，但在这么多失去自己家园，沦落为乞丐的人暴死街头之后，你也会明白发生了什么的。因此， 我想要邀请你的祖父。你须记得， 你必须在八月前离开这里，因为黑暗魔君的眼线将在九月归来。如果你担心我无法陪在你身边，指引你的旅途的话，那么我保证(是的，我发誓)除非我已不在人世，你的旅途定不会孤独。
孩，她是当你遇到Muse咖啡馆时,s欢的人之 -。革命来了， 开始你的人生牛之旅吧。你会发现我是_个穿着
Pss:确保你遇到的男人是“史诗魅影”，而不是“歌剧”、 "oem" 或“莎士比亚”。这是一首写给他的诗:
Shire year,141 8, on the prancing horse
Time passed away before being awared,yet it brought a terrible portent. Thoughl've never reminded you, you'll knowwhat had happened after seeing SOmany people lost their homes and madea living by begging,l think. That's thereason why l'd like to invite yourgrandfather. Remember to get out ofhere before August, cause the DarkLord's spies will return in September.Ifyou're concerning about that I can't beyour side to guide your journey,then lpromise( Yeah,l swear) you'll never bealone unless l'm not in Middle Earth.
Another thing you must realize is thatyou're going to light the fire of evolution!Tomorrow more friends will join us tofight together. Leave a message whenyou pass through the Muse Coffee. Thehost is a cute girl, who is one of myfavorite people. Revolution is coming.Begin your life journey. You can find thathe wears weird clothes waiting for you.His name is Epic Ghost. If he suddenlydisappears, you can ask Elrond for helpand finally you'll understand him.
P.S. Remember to look before you doand never take a risk to act incautiously,while our spirits are overspreading as aprairie fire, turning into something thatcan never be reversed transitorily.
P.S.S. Make sure that the man is EpicGhost,
not"OperaPoemor' ' Shakespeare' .
Here's the poem wrote to him:
Like the purest in Middle Earth, glitteringgolden lights among the stars, a pathwinding before me, which will never leadto the Hall of Death, a frozen andheartless place.Oh, loneliness, you holdme back, you hold me back, you pushover me, climbing to the light on myback, you hide into the shadows, youhide into the holes, there's dark but stillstays a man at the Secret Fire's service!Light and water are dancingtogether. .Grasp the opportunity andnever hesitate.
Shire Year, 1418, in the prancing Pony.
Time flies by and up arises ill omen. Though I have never mentioned to you, I trust you to realize what has happened considering plenty of people being homeless. The foe is merely five hundred miles away from the Shire, they demolish the houses along the way as well as bring lord maedhro(???) with them. Survivors pouring into Shire while it is no longer safe there, therefore I would like to invite your grandfather. Make sure you leave by August, right before Sauron’s man comes. You shall not worry, as I swear to Mandos that you will not be alone unless I am gone. Be fearless and there you go, lighting the flame of changing then more of our friends shall come and fight on our side. Do leave a message when you pass the Muse Café, whose lovely host is one of my favorite girls. The revolution is calling so start you journey, if the man who wear bizarre clothes and waiting for you should disappear, you may turn to Elrond, who would certainly offer help.
PS. Do not act rashly before everything is clear. Our emotions is now the fire spreading on the prairie, changing into some unstoppable things.
PPS. Make sure the name of the man is “bold ghost”.Here is a poet for him:The most pure treasure he is,Glittering between the stars,Long road stretch in front of me,Leads no more to land of death,Cold and frosty there is,Longlines shall postpone me,Crawl to the light from my shoulder,Inside the shadow and deep down the cave,In darkness there still stands a man,Underneath stars and besides the dancing water,Chances shall not be let go with hesitation.
PPPS. Elves lead by fingolfin(???) sailed across the frosty gorge to the middle earth, you may find Lord fingon(???) striding by himself, hurrying to rescue his cousin, who is extremely close to him. If so, may him bravery accompany you on the way ahead.