阿尔达翻译总局第我也忘记是多少轮 B组
安格班公司的半兽人员工要搞industrial actions23333333
竞争对手诺多企业的员工由于没有强大的工会支持 只能屈服在总裁芬国昐的威压（？）之下_(:зゝ∠)_
原文
In the sixtieth year after the return of the Noldor, ending many years of peace, a great host of Orcs came down from Angband, but was utterly defeated and destroyed by the Noldor. This was called Dagor Aglareb, the Glorious Battle; but the Elvish lords took warning from it, and set the Siege of Angband, which lasted for almost four hundred years.
第一棒 @杨不找(Élast)
在诺多族回中洲满一甲子(？)的时候，多年来的和平宣告破产。一支奥克大军从安格班浩浩荡荡出发，前来搞事，却被诺多族揍得屁滚尿流，是哭蘑菇丝喊索大眼。这场群殴被命名为“打狗，阿哥拉人不”，也就是荣耀之战。然而精灵头头们深思熟虑后觉得这还不够，直接堵到了安格班门口，一堵就是四百年，还美其名曰为“安格班合围”。
(ps. 我是安格班派来的卧底！)
第二棒 @MercuryLizard
Sixty years after Noldor returned to the Middle earth, years of peace was broken .A grand army of orc swarmed out of Angband and wreaked havoc. However, what was waiting for them was the fierce counterattack from the valorous Noldor.They were hunted all the way across the plain and destroyed on the doorstep of Angband. This battle was called “Dagor Aglareb," or the Glorious Battle. It also alerted the lords of Noldor. After much deliberation, they tightened the surveillance of Angband, bewared of it day and night. The siege lasted about four hundred years, called “the Siege of Angband”.
第三棒 @alessar
诺多族回到中洲的六十年后，短暂的平静被打破了。数量可怖的半兽人军队从安格班蜂拥而出，试图带去恶意的浩劫。然而等待他们的是英勇的诺多战士们猛烈的反击。它们在平原上仓皇逃离，最终被乘胜追击的诺多战士们在安格班城门前被歼灭。这场战役被称作“Dagor Aglareb”，或是光荣之战。虽然取得了胜利，这次袭击也警示了诺多的精灵王们。于是在深思熟虑之后，精灵王们决定对安格班进行更密切的盯梢，不分日夜地关注它们的行动。这一合围持续了近四百年，被称作“安格班合围”。
第四棒 @リンギル
Sixty years after Noldor's return to the Middle-earth, the brief peace broke down. A large number of orc troops rushed out (like bees) to work overtime in an attempt to cause a vicious disaster. But the brave Noldor fighters rose together and expelled them (Eru Papa: Have a fight! Have a fight!.jpg). They were swept out like rubbish by the victorious Noldor fighters and fled the plain (crying out the name of Morgoth and Sauron). Eventually they were wiped out (Morgoth bless them). This battle is called the "Dagor Aglareb" or the "Glorious Battle". Despite the victory, the group scuffle was a warning to the Noldor Elven Kings. After careful consideration, the elves decided to work overtime (nice, work overtime in turn) to keep watch on Angband and their actions(endure mental suffering) day and night . The Fence of Angband lasted for nearly 400 years.(So, the Noldor elves had to work overtime for 400 years without overtime pay (Take the Elven King to court! (No (Finnbear is watching you.jpg).
第五棒 @曦音
在诺多回到中土后的六十年后，短暂的和平破碎了。大量奥克像蜜蜂般超时工作搞事，但是我们勇敢的诺多战士们起来把他们踢出去，因为一如露出了鼓励作战的姿态，他们只好跟从一如的意志。奥克像垃圾般被诺多战士们掃出平原，只好喊着蘑菇丝和索伦救命的口号。愿蘑菇丝保佑他们，他们全军覆没。这就是光荣之战的经过。即使诺多军获得了胜利，他们也警觉到威胁。考虑以后，精灵们开始超时工作，日夜留意安格班折磨着奥克，却没有不满意。他们所设立的安格班超时合围长达400年，年中无休，但他们都没有投诉他们的老板，因为芬国昐就在他们身后，而且他非常火大，快跟他哥对着维拉一样的火大。
第六棒 @river
Sixty years after the Noldor came back to Middle Earth, the peace was broken. Tons of orcs have worked like bees (Orcs: Strikes! Overtime ban! ) preparing to make a big trouble. Yet the Noldor warriors have bravely fought them back. For Eru seemed to want that happen, and they could not disobey his will. The Noldor drove them away like garbage. They could only cry out for Morgoth's and Sauron's help. Morgoth bless them, because all of them died in battle. This was what had happened in the Glorious Battle. Even when the elves have won, they were alerted. With an eye to the future, the elves started to work overtimes. They watched the orcs being tortured and gained great satisfaction. The seige they've formed lasted 400 years. Even there was no rest during the whole years, they did not complained about their boss. For he was always standing right behind them. In addition, he was super angry. Fingon said he was almost as angry as Feanor revolting against the Valar.
第七棒 @希望变得勤奋的哲
自从诺多回到中土，六十年已经过去了，而和平在这个时候被打破了。成吨的奥克像小蜜蜂一样忙碌着（奥克：超时工作！罢工！）策划着一场大麻烦。然而诺多的武士们勇敢地进行回击。好像一如希望这一切就如此发生，而诺多们也不能违背祂的意愿。诺多们像赶鸭子一样把奥克赶走了，而奥克们只能对魔苟斯和索隆哭爹喊娘。魔苟斯祝福了那些死在战斗中的奥克们。这就是在那场荣耀之战中发生的所有。尽管精灵们赢得了战争，他们依旧十分的警惕。眼观未来，精灵们开始没日没夜地工作。他们在看奥克受到折磨的过程中感到了巨大的满足。他们组成的这个攻势持续了400年之久。即使这四百年内没有放一天假，他们依旧对老板毫无怨言，因为他们的老板就站在他们的身后。而且，他非常地生气。芬巩说他几乎和狒狒反抗维拉的时候一样愤怒。
第八棒 @CitrusX
60 years had passed since the Noldor went back to the middle earth and the peaceful life ended at that time. Thousands of orcs worked as busy as bees to gaoshi. It seemed like Tolkien wanted this to happen (Hail Tolkien!). After orcs were kicked back by the Noldor,they cried and call Morgoth Daddy. Then Morgoth gave bless to those who died in the war (Morgoth:Would you like my blessing?Me:Nononono,thank you. ). That’s what happened in the fu*king glory war. Though the elves won,they went on working hard around the clock while enjoying watching orcs being tortured. This situation lasted for 400 years. There was not even a single day off but they never went on a strike because their boss was standing right behind them and he was furious. ‘He is as angry as Feanor when he rebelled against the Valar. ’said an unknown warm-hearted citizen Fingon.
第九棒 @围虾子
自诺多归返中洲大陆，六十载悠悠岁月逝去，四海昌平于彼时终结。千余奥克蜂拥奔忙，骚扰不休。此情此景想必为托老之意志（托老万岁！）。奥克为诺多所逐回后，哀嚎不止，连唤黑暗魔君为父。此后魔君为战死者祈福（魔苟斯：汝可愿蒙受吾之祝福？本人：十动然拒。）此即光荣之战之事迹。精灵一族虽得胜，仍勤勉于工作，且同时尽享观众多奥克受折磨之乐。
四百载太平年月如白驹过隙。无一日可休憩，亦无任何罢工事宜，因狂怒的魔君矗立身后。
“他反抗诸维拉之时，怒火堪比费艾诺。”据不为人所知的热心居民芬巩之言。
第十棒 @皮皮圆儿
It has been sixty years since Noldor came back to the Middle Earth, and it was also from that time when peace came to an end. Thousands of orcs came and went, they never stop trying to cause riot. Of course all these happened because Tolkien wanted them to(Hail Tolkien!). After being driven back to their home by Noldor, orcs cried sadly and called their father, king of the dark world. After this, king of darkness would pray for those who died in the war. (“ would you like to accept my pray? ”Morgoth asked. I: I feel touched but ……emmm) This is what is called War of Honor. The elf, though won the war, still work hard and enjoy watching orcs being tortured.
Time went by and four hundred of years have passed, there is no time to rest, and no one stop working because they know king of darkness is back there.
“When he rose to go against Valar, his fire of range can even compare with that of Feanor. ” quote from Mr Fingon, a kind resident who would not like to tell us his name.